Premature Emmaculation?

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters) - Astronomers slated to meet this week to discuss observing plans for Comet ISON may not have much to talk about. The so-called "Comet of the Century" may already have fizzled out.

"The future of comet ISON does not look bright," astronomer Ignacio Ferrin, with the University of Antioquia in Colombia, said in a statement on Monday.

Ferrin's calculations show the comet, which is currently moving toward the sun at 16 miles per second, has not brightened since mid-January. That may be because the comet is already out of ice particles in its body, which melt as the comet moves closer to the sun, creating a long, bright tail.

Another theory is that the comet is covered in a layer of silicate dust that snuffs out water vapor and other gases that brighten the comet.

"Comet ISON has been on a standstill for more than 132 days ... a rather puzzling feat," Ferrin wrote in a paper submitted to the Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society and posted online at the archival site arXiv.org.

The comet, named ISON for the International Scientific Optical Network that made its discovery, was found in September 2012 by two amateur Russian astronomers.

It is due to pass about 724,000 miles (1.2 million km) from the sun on November 28. The relatively close pass was expected to create a massive tail that some scientists predict will be visible even in daylight.

If it survives, that is. At that distance, the comet would reach temperatures of about 4,900 degrees Fahrenheit (2,700 degrees Celsius) - hot enough to melt lead. It may also be pulled apart by the sun's gravity.

Scientists believe the comet hails from the Oort Cloud, a cluster of icy rocks that circle the sun about 50,000 times farther away than Earth's orbit. Calculations show Comet ISON is making its first - and possibly last - voyage into the inner solar system.


Scientist are now working on a viable erectile missile containing tons of Viagra to reach the comet before it reaches our solar system and ejaculates its stardust pre-maturely. This sometimes happens with young in-experienced comets.

I wouldn't joke about that if I were you....

This comet could be extremely destructive. Sources say that it is three times larger than the earth and has at least two moons tagging along.

This should be interesting.

Sources say?

Debunking Comet ISON Conspiracy Theories

According to Nasa, comet dust will just float to the earth very slowly.
January 12 2014.

http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2013/19apr_isonids/

I read that article and I didn't actually see the "debunking" part. Everything it covered, I have already read... so where is the "debunking?"

Joking? whose joking? this thing could be a a real pre-mature soloquent event. might bt the best weve had in years...