Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring the fire under control........and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.


Lady : "I want a good vibrator";
Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall";
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one";
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";


A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'


A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied:
"Depends, If I Can find a Phone"


Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!


Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'
"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'


Why is a man"s penis better than a credit card?

1.once spent it will recharge itself
2.it is accepted worldwide
3. u can let ur wife use it as much as she wants



"Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms before a hot date. Girl laughs and hugs her mother
"Times have changed, Mum. I'm dating Susan.


How does a cricket commentator describe a nude woman ?
No cover, no extra cover, no slip, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully. Little grass on pitch


Gone are the days when booze was booze, ***** was p*ssy, boss was boss & king was king.
Now ***** is king, booze is boss & the boss is a p*ssy.


Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!

Those are really cute. LMAO.

(OMG ROFLMAO)