An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years,
is shocked when the woman's Doctor says she has a heart
condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid
stress, including never, ever having sex again, as the strain
would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get
really horny over time, however, and the husband decides he'd
better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against
temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet
each other on the stairs. She's coming downstairs, he's heading
up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her
voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "because I was
just coming upstairs to kill you."

LMAO!! That was too funny!!!