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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver.
Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!! 
Just joking!!! |
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Those wacky Canadians.
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Surely you didn't expect him to eat them raw??
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Those wacky Canadians.
What can I say? 
Darn proud to be Canadian!!! TeeHee!!!! 
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Surely you didn't expect him to eat them raw?? Good point! Good thing for him he wasn't cooking bacon too! Would have had to wear an apron!!! Ouch! Ouch! |
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must have really felt at home!
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must have really felt at home!
It's hilarious! Maybe that's all he wanted - a good shower and some dinner!
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Hmmmmm. Cooking, washing himself, getting naked. Sounds like he was expecting something good to happen. I suppose it did, because he got handcuffed, but that wasn't the true kind of arrest he was really after ;)
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
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Hmmmmm. Cooking, washing himself, getting naked. Sounds like he was expecting something good to happen. I suppose it did, because he got handcuffed, but that wasn't the true kind of arrest he was really after ;) Maybe he likes being in the nude and was simply making himself at home!!! Too funny!!! Handcuffs and all!!!
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David - Is this the part where they yell "Ole"?
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
Are you saying that Spanish speaking people have smaller huevos? |
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
Are you saying that Spanish speaking people have smaller huevos? I wouldn't know personally. However, people unfamiliar with Spanish slang may not know what I was talking about if I were to use the word huevitos. |
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
Are you saying that Spanish speaking people have smaller huevos? I wouldn't know personally. However, people unfamiliar with Spanish slang may not know what I was talking about if I were to use the word huevitos. and only spanish suffer from huevitos? Is that what you mean? |
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
Are you saying that Spanish speaking people have smaller huevos? I wouldn't know personally. However, people unfamiliar with Spanish slang may not know what I was talking about if I were to use the word huevitos. and only spanish suffer from huevitos? Is that what you mean? 
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Edited by
alleoops
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Sat 07/06/13 07:44 PM
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
Are you saying that Spanish speaking people have smaller huevos? I wouldn't know personally. However, people unfamiliar with Spanish slang may not know what I was talking about if I were to use the word huevitos. and only spanish suffer from huevitos? Is that what you mean?
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
Are you saying that Spanish speaking people have smaller huevos? I wouldn't know personally. However, people unfamiliar with Spanish slang may not know what I was talking about if I were to use the word huevitos. and only spanish suffer from huevitos? Is that what you mean?
Is that a Spanish squirrel? |
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VANCOUVER -- You may have heard of the movie "Naked Lunch," but police say it was a naked dinner that led to a man's arrest in Vancouver. Police say a homeowner walked into his east Vancouver residence on Tuesday night to find a naked man making himself some eggs. The intruder took off when the homeowner confronted him, but he was arrested a short distance away. 'He was cooking eggs,' Const. Brian Montague, of the Vancouver police, tells the media on July 3, 2013. (CTV BC) Police believe the suspect was in the house for about 25 minutes and even had a shower before making his way into the kitchen. Police say the incident should serve as a warning for homeonwers to lock their doors and windows, especially with the recent warm weather. A 30-year-old Burnaby man is expected to be charged with being unlawfully in a home. Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/vancouver-homeowner-confronts-naked-intruder-making-eggs-in-kitchen-1.1352469#ixzz2Y6D9cRG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ I've gotten up several times in the night and never found a naked man cooking me eggs!!! Dammmmm!!!
Just joking!!! If he had gotten too close to the heat source, then he might have cooked a couple of smaller "eggs". Spanish-speaking people should understand what I mean.
Are you saying that Spanish speaking people have smaller huevos? I wouldn't know personally. However, people unfamiliar with Spanish slang may not know what I was talking about if I were to use the word huevitos. and only spanish suffer from huevitos? Is that what you mean?
Is that a Spanish squirrel? Si!
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Surely you didn't expect him to eat them raw?? Good point! Good thing for him he wasn't cooking bacon too! Would have had to wear an apron!!! Ouch! Ouch!
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