So, Pope Benedict Comes to America For the first time of his Papacy. his plane lands on the tarmack at JFK Big Procession yadda yadda. he makes it through the crowd and sees the limo driver that's to take him to his hotel. He approaches the driver, instead of just getting in and ignoring the guy. He says to the driver "I've been in the service of the vatican for as long as I can remember. I'm always getting driven around by someone else. I'm tired of the backseat. would you mind if I drove for once?" driver, "I'm not sure about that Your Eminence, I will have to check with my superiors." he said. "Son, I'm the pope. how much more higher up do you want to go to?" the driver thought for a second and let out a chuckle. Pope had a point. Anyways, they're driving down the highway headed to D.C., and coming through some little town, a state trooper clocks him doing 120 MPH (remember, the Pope's German. last stretch of road he drove on was probably the Autobahn) Officer pulls him over, casually walks up to the drivers side window and asks for license and registration. driver says he doesn't have any. Officer looks up from his ticket book, see's who's behind the wheel, turns white as a sheet, and runs back to his car. He gets on the radio and demands to speak to his chief. "What is it O'Reilly?" cheif asks. "Sir, I just clocked someone doing 120 down the highway."
"good, book 'em."
"Sir, I don't think I can do that. this guys important."
"Who do you have? the Commisioner?"
"No sir, bigger"
"The Mayor?"
"Bigger"
"The Governor?"
"No Sir, WAY bigger"
"Who the Hell do you Have, Mick?"
"Sir, I think its God!"
"What!?! How could you possibly think that?"
"Well sir, The Pope is his Chauffeur."

Hilarious!!!

Pope: 'Christians must think about God all the time.'
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