Something happened during the night,
And I don’t know what I did,
But from across the table looking at me
It looks like she wished I were dead.
Her eyes were blazing hot as the sun
Her mouth was set and grim.
I could tell by the lack of a voice
The trouble I was in.

I thought about what was said
And I came up with a blank.
I am a loving person you can tell,
And you know that I am being frank.
The demon came out when she spoke
And I had no protection from the wrath.
Seems in the night her ass should meet,
Water— because of the toilet seat.

myQuest please don't be offended if I have alaugh at your expense...

Don't know if it is supposed to be funny, but I got the humor
here...ladies, haven't we all been there???LOL

That is what it's for...to have a laugh and this is the only time it can
be funny ;)