Topic: AAADD - know what it is?
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Thu 06/27/13 06:21 PM
AAADD - know what it is?
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail...

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming.
----- (found on the web) -----

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Sun 06/30/13 12:37 PM
So that's what it's called.

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Sun 06/30/13 12:49 PM
drinks drinks drinks :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Sun 06/30/13 08:24 PM

So that's what it's called.

I sometimes will start something and by the 3rd thing, then I catch myself and start laughing!!! That's just too funny!!!

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Sun 06/30/13 08:25 PM
Edited by Ouizee on Sun 06/30/13 08:25 PM

drinks drinks drinks :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

drinks I'll share a drink with you Tazz before I forget what I was doing!!!! TeeHee!!!!

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Wed 07/03/13 12:02 PM
AAADD aserious prroblem we must ...ooh look a cat!

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Wed 07/03/13 12:04 PM

AAADD aserious prroblem we must ...ooh look a cat!

rofl :laughing: rofl