A blond and a brunette are roommates,The bruenette is getting ready for her date with her boyfriend,grumbling replies i really don't feel like going out...
The blonde is sitting at the window reading a book(believe it or not)and looks out the window,and sees the brunettes boyfriend ariving with a dozen roses and says.. Oh he thinks your special he's bringing you roses...
The brunette rolls her eyes and comments,Oh geesh this means I'll be in bed all night with my legs in the air....
The blonde replys: What you don't have a vase?

lol!!!