Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 59 | |
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She calls herself cutie pie.., but she really only likes cake...
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Strangles Canadian geese.
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Mon 07/22/13 06:07 AM
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Strangles Canadian geese. Never! Collects donations for the "retire the politicians fund"... |
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Uses Santa's reindeer for target practice.
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Helps little old ladies cross the street.. and then puts "kick me" signs on their back..
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Goes around kicking lil' ol' ladies with 'kick me' signs on their back. It's a compulsive disorder thing.
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Likes to play with numbers... , but despises letters...
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Sells vowels on the black market. He reels you in first with consonants.
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Sells vowels on the black market. He reels you in first with consonants. Great...! Now you've got me thinking about Vanna Whiite, again... Is she on here..? Gets in trouble with New York hockey players, by calling himself a Texas "Ranger".. |
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Puts his pants on two legs at a time.
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Wears a kilt, on windy days...
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Plays bagpipes, to make me do the kilt salute.
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Smokes pipes.... to try and send me signals..
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Found out he can't read Indian smoke signals.
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Only wears his sneakers when he's running errands.
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Walks around his house naked.
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Mingles.., while naked...
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Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh! That's my secret to happiness.
Crosses the border without a passport. |
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Crosses border without passport while wearing nothing but sneakers.
Very sneaky! |
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Takes Photo's of herself then post them up near Sports Football Stadiums.
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