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cookie dough with pasta....
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Edited by
jagbird
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Mon 07/22/13 06:11 AM
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...that looks like toe jam, disguised as strawberries..
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i hate it
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so he threw the toe jam against the wall...
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..and made a wish...
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to be a goat, as goats eat anything, including strawberry toe jam....
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...except cookie dough with pasta...., unless they are pregnant..
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Then they want cookie dough and pickles
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to bribe the Keebler elves to make more cookies....
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Just like the girl scouts do
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..when they feed peanut butter & relish to the tiny mole people that live under the Whitehouse..
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garage...
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..right beside Nixon's old metal detector..
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that he got from the pawn shop downtown...
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..that Chumlee sold him.., for two barrels of cheese dorritos..
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that he munched on while he...
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..was slapped repeatedly on the back of the head..., by the old man, Rick & Cory..
(..and if any of this material gets used in the show, I want a royalty.. LOL!) |
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who so happens to know the names of the three blind mice.....
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but not the butcher's wife....
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Who listens to the mute howling dog
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