Kiss me. I'm from California.
Don't believe me?
Ruth and Kitten are here too.
An brunette internet trinity.

Don't run across state
lines too fast or
you'll trip on your
own shoes.

Kiss me. I'm from California.
I lived by the Pacific sea
for 19 years.
Now, I'm south of Mojave.

Watch out for the snakes and
spiders in this desert and you
better stop in the Mc Donald's
in Acton if you think
You'll need to pee.

I am north of the
San Fernando Valley.
Places like Hollywood
and the Galleria are near me.

All the Burbank studios
where your favorite films
are taped are in my
county.

Kiss me. I'm from California.
My state is simply the best

I tried living in Texas but
I couldn't settle down and rest.

Kiss me. I'm from California.
I fell for a guy from Prince Rupert.
But I don't they let me into Canada
with “I love the US Military”
written across my t-shirt.