*AGREE OR DISAGREE?*

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

Most guys own five pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

Christopher Columbus was majorly lost...not sure that's the best example lol

Nah, not big on sports myself.

Sure, but honestly...It isn't like your hints are obvious most of the time, I can't read minds here.

Three, but sure.

I listen, but I wouldn't trust me to try and fix anything related to anyone's life...There's fire in dem hills!

Well, yeah. Who would want to make someone sad or angry?

Don't bother to ogle either.

In my defense...I have never been lost, I was just taking the scenic route that takes approximately four or more hours extra.

Wait...Pumpkin is actually a fruit?

Sure.

Again, of course...Wouldn't make sense to date someone that doesn't care about you, so outside of a terrible relationship; one would think it could be safely assumed that we do not intend to offend.

I think it is the logic that gets 'em...That's why they don't let me have nice things anymore.

Not MORE dating rules :(. lol. Anyway, why bother dating someone who doesn't match your requirements?

Wow, what an ethnocentric idea.

The above claim pertains to a rather small percentage of the men in the world.

Here is a rule:

I don't care how you feel about something, because feelings are subjective. Make a decision based on facts.

No. I find very few things duller than sitting around and watching sports.

I agree with this sentence.

I've met men who do not like sports and rarely watch any. Also I met men who have more shoes than I do. So, with my own experience, I know all men are different and many think differently than other men.

Some people watch sports, some don't. It isn't a hard-and-fast gender-based thing, although it does seem more men watch them than women do.

I'm not big into all-day NFL on Sundays (or any day) and I really don't watch a lot of sports. Give me the opportunity to go to a baseball game, though, or put one on the radio or TV while I get to do other things at the same time, and I'm usually up for that.