A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.

"Well it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at her rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'".

"I don't remember much after that."

tom request deletion

he double clicked


but the one he requested made it in


don't figure

interesting now yer saving it


dont figure


look at the other one

at least look b4 you decide

or maybe some just gotta be disagreeable

never ever say that!!!

funny isn't it tom

kinda ironic

ya ask and it does not happen

and if not

interesting