A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.

"Well it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at her rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'".

"I don't remember much after that."

PLEASE VOTE TO DELETE THIS: I POSTED TWICE BY MISTAKE:

wrong one other has four deletes

I would have wrapped the golf club around his head too, lol

cute very cute

cute very cute

funny isn't it tom

kinda ironic

ya ask and it does not happen

and if not

interesting

very interesting

that this one made it through first

Yep. That's what gets me as well. I ask to have it deleted because I made the mistake of posting it twice, and it's STILL here. Now I'm most definitely in confusion central.