At a press conference the other day, Tipper Gore announced that she's
going back on the campaign trail with her husband, former Vice President
Al Gore.
"To prepare myself," she announced," I have shaved off all my pubic
hair. From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with my
husband Al, occasionally spread my legs apart without wearing any
panties. This will send a strong message to America."

"Just what is that message, Mrs. Gore?" gasped an astonished reporter at
the news of this rather startling announcement.
To which Tipper replied casually, "Read my lips, NO MORE BUSH!!"

OH MY NOT MY LINE OF FIELD NO RELIGION OR POLATIC TALKS HERE HAHA