A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she is in financial straits.
She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... 'God please help me,
I've lost my business and if I dont get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lottery.'
Lottery night comes and someone else wins.
She again prays...' God please let me win the lottery.
I've lost my business,my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.'
Lottery night comes and again someone else wins.
Once again she prays...My God why have you forsaken me?
I've lost my business my house and my car,
I dont often ask you for help and I've always been a good servant to you...
Please let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order.'
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the voice of God himself....

'Sweetheart, work with me on this....Buy a ticket.'

I love Blonde jokes!

Just for Journeyman
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Blonde on a horse

A blonde mounted the pony. They started a slow trot. The blonde was enjoying the gentle ride and scenery. Then the pony started a fast trot. Now the blonde had to hold onto her hat every now and then. Then the pony begin a gallop. The blonde was bouncing on the saddle, occasionally grabbing hold of the saddle horn as her feet would fly out of the stirrup. The pony kept going faster and faster. One foot slipped out of a stirrup. The horse went faster and faster. She became lopsided on the horse. Finally the blonde was holding on with one foot in a stirrup and both hands on saddle horn.

Then the nice Wal Mart door greeter turned off the machine.

Let's play nice now. No animals were hurt in the riding by the blonde.

The blondes are going to form a lynch mob hippie!