The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and moved to London.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband with the help of signals.

The real problem arose when she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs and "oinked".

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast and started making chicken noises.
The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. So she brought her husband to the store and.......... (scroll down)
















Question: How do you think she demonstrated that she wanted sausages?

















Answer: You'd think that wouldn't you!?!

























Her husband speaks English!

LoL, good one.