The blond had been married about a year when one day
she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not
knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and
down along with her.

"Why are we so happy?" he asked.

"Honey, I have some really great news for you!" She
said.

"Great" he said, "tell me what you're so happy about".

She stopped jumping and was breathless from all the
jumping up and down.

"I'm pregnant!" she gasped.

The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for a
while.

He grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling her
how wonderful it was, and that he couldn't be happier.

Then she said "Oh, honey there's more."

"What do you mean more?", he asked.

"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going
to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

"It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and
bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both
tests came out positive!"

lol