>> Sick Leave
> >>
> >> I urgently needed a few days off work,but I knew the Boss would not
> >> allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" he
> >> would
> >> tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling
> >> and made funny noises.
> >>
> >> My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
> >> I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss
> >> might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.
> >>
> >> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in
> >> the name of good GOD are you doing?"
> >>
> >> I told him I was a light bulb.
> >>
> >> He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a
> >> couple of days."
> >>
> >> I jumped down and walked out of the office...
> >>
> >> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "..And
> >> where do you think you're going?!"
> >> She said, "I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work
> >> in
> >> the dark!

that is good!

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