Topic: Well, s.hit
uk1971's photo
Mon 08/20/07 09:40 AM
S.hit may just be the most powerful word in the
English language.

You can be s.hit faced,
s.hit out of luck,
or have s.hit for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your s.hit together,
find a place for your s.hit
or decide to s.hit or get off the pot.

You can smoke s.hit,
buy s.hit,
sell s.hit,
lose s.hit,
find s.hit,
forget s.hit,
and tell others to eat s.hit and die.

Some people know their s.hit while others can't
tell the difference between s.hit and shineola.

There are lucky s.hits,
dumb s.hits,
crazy s.hits,
and sweet s.hits.

There is bull s.hit,
horse s.hit and
chicken s.hit.

You can throw s.hit,
sling s.hit,
catch s.hit,
shoot s.hit,
or duck when s.hit hits the fan.

You can give a s.hit or serve s.hit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s.hit
or be happier than a pig in s.hit.

Some days are colder than s.hit,
some days are hotter than s.hit,
and some days are just plain s.hitty.

Some music sounds like s.hit,
things can look like s.hit,
and there are times when you feel like s.hit.

You can have too much s.hit,
not enough s.hit,
the right s.hit,
the wrong s.hit or
a lot of weird s.hit.

You can carry s.hit,
have a mountain of s.hit,
or find yourself up a s.hit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch
turns to s.hit
and other times you swim in a lake of s.hit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your s.hit,
you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along,
.........if you give a s.hit.

KAY KAY 's photo
Mon 08/20/07 09:50 AM
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Tom, that's a lot of s.hit!!!!

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uk1971's photo
Mon 08/20/07 09:53 AM
If you think somethings great you could call it s.hit hot. bigsmile glasses

ccrzyolfool's photo
Mon 08/20/07 10:11 AM
<<<< can relate to this one a lot laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

carebear19622's photo
Mon 08/20/07 12:02 PM
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Don't let your boss see it or you could be in deep s.hit

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Mon 08/20/07 12:31 PM
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We need shovels! This is deep s*** :wink: