A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

you sick **** sucker

cat lovers might not like this one...

I'm a cat lover, thought it was kinda cute

delete happy again


what is wrong with making a psst sound in the ear



maybe some just need to grow up


if that is all it takes then you must have a hard life



it is best to remove the dead animal properly
and the kid went to an adult to have this happen

what would you rather it lay there and rot
get full of bacteria stink and feed the vermon it attracks

the only sexuall explicit vulgarity in this is what is in your own mind --- funny how that works


and besides it is a joke maybe you would rather f*** the person above you

i like cats and found nothing wrong either

oh it was cute... I'm just picking on uk...

Morning Cat, adj4u, crazy...

Someone on here has a potty mouth.

I agree with someone having a potty mouth. Geez, it was just a joke, why get so carried away?

who


lol