A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Yaikkkes!!!

And the guy didn't get slapped? haha

wet celery

kinky!!

It's what my parents used to do when I was a kid.

Instead of switches from a tree, I got the ole wet celery beating.

That's a good one...lol ...

What do u call a cow with no legs......ground beef

what do call a deer with no eye..... no eye deer (no idea)

whats at the end of everything.......the letter g

.....now that's funny!

lolli

Now that was funny... :-)