Two old men in an old folk's home were recalling experiences of their younger days.
The first old man said, "I'll never forget the morning when I went bear hunting for the first time."
The second old man asked, "What happened"?
The first old man replied, "It was a cold morning, and I was sitting on the ridge looking for a bear, when all of the sudden an 8-foot-tall bear came up from behind and went ROAR, and I just **** my pants" (turning red with embarrassment).
The second old man said, "Hell that's nothing to be embarrassed about, I'd have done the same thing if an 8-foot bear came upon me."
The first old man said, "No, not then, just now, when I said "ROAR."

I almost **** my pants when I laughed out loud
(joke)