There was an old lady named dot,

who lived off of pig sh◆t and snot,

and when there was none of the these,

she lived of the cheese

that she scraped of her What!!!!


More to follow............

there once was a man from kent,
who's pecker was so long that it bent.
so to stay out of trouble,
he bent it in double,
and instead of cumming he went

Oh good! There's more....

Well there one I dont have to post! Boss told me that one in 89 ...lol..


Here to the girl, I liked best,

Many time's I sucked her chest

I f♡cked her lying I f♡cked her crying,

If she'd a had wings I'd a f♡cked her flying,

but now she's dead but not forgotten,

so lets dig her up and f♡ck her rot...n

Us who write on Ponys wall,

shall roll our sh♥t in little balls,

those who read these walls of wit,

shall eat are little balls of sh♥t,

Us who write on Ponys wall,

shall roll our sh♥t in little balls,

those who read these walls of wit,

shall eat are little balls of sh♥t,

(Definition of a tall girl) said very fast like an Atlantic Canadian , Maritimer

when ya nose to nose yu toes sis in

when yu toes ta toes ya nose sis in


More shall follow

Where ya go man? Humor us!!

Q/ what do you get when you cross a flea with a,rooster?

A/ an itchy c@ck

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A two ton hooker that works fer peanuts and will remember you for forever.

Little Ms Muffet sat on her tuffit, eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider and sat down beside her, asking,

What ya' got in th' bowl, bich?

Poney scribbles on the wall
On the door
And down the hall

He writes dirty little ditties
About the girls
With bouncing ******* (rhymes with kitties )

He thinks its cute
And we do too
But is it legal for
YOU KNOW WHO

I wonder if the prudes will whine
or if they'll just
ignore this time

We are adults
or so I'm told
And our art work
can not be sold

But one thing
our work can do
Is bring a smile to a few

So here's to Pony's dirty ditties
X rated poems
And bouncing ******* (so does this )....

Mary Mary quite contrary
shave that puss-


Nah better not.

Old McDonald had a farm and the Doctor almost cried.
But, when Mary had a little lamb, the Doctor nearly died.

Wasn't expecting this