A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine
restaurant one night.
Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make
sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down
in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she
accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter
walks up.
Sitting up straight, embarrassed and red faced, sure
that everyone in the place heard her, she turns to
the waiter and demands, "Stop that!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Certainly Madam,
which way was it headed?"

Tom that is priceless.