There was this blonde who went to the electronic store and asked the sales guy "Can I have that t.v.?" He said "Sorry we dont serve blondes!" so she went & dyed her hair red and came back and said"Can I buy that t.v.?" & the sales guy said " Sorry we dont serve blondes!" so she went back & dyed her hair black & went back again & asked "Can I buy that t.v.?" & he said "Sorry we dont serve blondes!" so she said "How did you know it was me ? I dyed my hair 3 different colors?!!? & he said "Thats a microwave, dumb ass."

A blonde and a brunette are talking about their boyfriends' dandruff problems. The brunette says, "Well, I gave him Head and Shoulders and it cleared right up." The blonde then asks her, "How do you give shoulders?"

wow.

Do you know why the don't give blondes coffee breaks? to hard to retrain