I always loved this joke and if you are a lawyer I'm sorry but it is still funny.

A man goes on a cruise, a week into the cruise somehow the ship starts to sink. Not wanting to sink with the ship, the man goes to the nearest lifeboat and gets in. He waits a bit, but nobody else seems to follow, so he lowers it down to the water and paddles away.

A few days later while he was asleep in his little boat, he crashes on a deserted island. He searches everywhere for some sign of life but finds nobody. He does find some food and some drinkable water so he doesn't worry too much.

He decides to search again this time just for anything interesting. This time he finds a chest and it seems to be unlocked. Inside the chest is a small box that has a warning on it. OPEN AT YOUR OWN PERIL FOR INSIDE IS THE INFAMOUS LAWYER GENIE.

Not dissuaded he opens the box, and inside is a typical genie lamp. Knowing what to do, he rubs it and out pops a genie in a business suit.

"Hello! I am the genie of the lamp, here to grant you three wishes."
"Okay I would like a refridgerator that never runs out of power and is stocked with food I like, and whenever it runs out it restocks itself."

"That is quite an order, but sure! here goes, oh and by the way, every single lawyer in the world gets two of these."

"WHAT? I find a genie and they get rewarded? why?"

"I am a lawyer genie, everything you wish for, every single lawyer gets double!"

The man decides to make it a bit funny and wishes for a female for companionship that will do whatever he wants. Again it is granted with every lawyer in the world getting double. Chuckling to himself that all the female lawyers now get one too, he is only mildly satisfied.

For days he thinks of how he can really get every single lawyer back for gaining from his misfortune. After circling the island many times, he spots something in the water and runs to the genie. He brings the genie to where he was and asks for a final wish.

"for my final wish, I would like you to beat me half to death with that piece of drift wood."

Oh, if only...