One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "b!tch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son walked in and said "What does b!tch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents snuck off to have sex, the women said "feel my t!tt!es" and the man kept telling his wife to rub on his d!ck.
Their son walked in and asked "What does t!tt!es and d!ck mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shi.t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fu*k" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the doorbell rang. The kid answers the door to his relatives and said " Alright you b!tches and bastards, put your d!cks and t!tt!es in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shi.t off his face, and mom is in the kitchen fu*king the turkey."

Oh my Lord!

Girl, you need Jesus.

LMFAO!!!

Lol :-)