How Xx

My wife love's to talk juring sex...so I let her! But thats ok I have a great Canada/US phone plan.

No seriously the best relationships are the one's that breath, been married for 9 1/2 years

and I haven't seen her since 2005 and thats key.

I've even had a few girlfriends, its a good deal,it has realy worked for us.

I often here now I love you & please be careful at work as before I would here thing like

I hate your guts & a hope you get squashed by a tree today.

And this is how I rationalize things.......so pretty normal really

Love respect communication

I'd say the best way is to not get into the relationship in the first place.

Even keel beats the law of averages on this one.

1. She gets the walk in closet. Or, if you guys have a big walk in closet, then she get 90% of it and you smile with your 10%.

2. The DVR is your best friend. It was created for men. Use it cause you know she will interrupt one of your shows to discuss an important matter....or make you take out the trash. Remember, the DVR = less arguments.

There are many other concepts to follow but these two were first to come to mind.

fu*kin

The ones kept in cages have to be fed now and then or your relationship will fade away to nothing.

It's very important to learn from your mistakes in ANY relationship.


I'm totally serious about one of the two.