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Edited by
PrintsCharming
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Thu 04/25/13 08:57 AM
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All cocky funny / cocky comedy stuff for guys.
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" Whoa hey, just because I flirt doesn't mean I put out ! "
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" Well I normally have high standards, but what the hell... write down your number. "
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[ When a girl buys you a drink ]
" Well, if you buy me a drink, then I'm going to have to stand their and talk to you.. and I just want to be clear with you I don't go for this whole " because you bought me a drink, I'm going home with you. " |
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" Don't you have anything better to do than to hit on me ? "
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In a message... I was looking through this site, Thinking to myself look at all these lonely desperate women. Then I came across your photo. Thought to myself hmm, Here a lonely desperate woman that's actually cute! Wonder if she is as interesting inside?
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Girl: "You're so funny" Me: " You left out Tall, Charming, and overwhelmingly handsome"
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[ Girls says a dirty joke... ]
" Whoa, hey! I don't go for the whole perv thing " |
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I see the cocky side of this thread, but where is the funny side?
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I see the cocky side of this thread, but where is the funny side? Hence : for guys....funny for guys.... so singme t sleep zzzz  alreaby Here's one for guys; When your talking to a girl and she grances down on you, then I like to bust them and say, "Hey! my eye's are up here " as you point to your eye's |
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I see the cocky side of this thread, but where is the funny side? Hence : for guys....funny for guys.... so singme t sleep zzzz alreaby Here's one for guys; When your talking to a girl and she grances down on you, then I like to bust them and say, "Hey! my eye's are up here " as you point to your eye's Ah, gotcha. |
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