A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
I think you're bad luck, why don't you f*ck off."

ouch lol

Although I find it a bit rough, I don't see any reason for deletion.

No it doesnt need deleted... for goodness sake... its just a joke.

O thats ****ing sickening that people voted to delete a joke from the joke section.. theres a lot of jokes that offend People you know why cause there either true or people are to senative. Its just Sad these people deleting jokes cause they dont like them. What a bunch of losers that need to get a life.. gigles

All I can say is it was a god thing he was already in the hospital when he said that .