A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint dude, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this sh1t out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says DUDE.......how much water did you drink?"

OMG I read that joke months ago in email and about dies laughing. It is still one of my favorite ones to tell to people and even funnier when you tell it out loud and give the monkey a funny "really stoned" voice!!

ooooops error in spelling.. I about DIED laughing.. not dies... and no I'm not stoned!!

ooooops error in spelling.. I about DIED laughing.. not dies... and no I'm not stoned!!

Sure phxlily? you posted three times

I love that one..

I only posted twice but it duplicated my second one for some reason.