I woke up this foggy morning
With a tattoo across my ass.
I hope it is a beautiful name,
Of a lovely but foreign lass.

When I looked into the mirror
What do you think I seen,
But a name that did not know,
Ring a bell or even mean thing.

The fog of the booze started—
To lift and clear my hurting mind.
When the events of the night
Last past started to rewind.

I remember words of happiness
And tender words of love.
And this is where it started
For I remember the latex gloves.

I remember getting naked
While the music played so loud.
She had golden blonde hair
Soft as a heavenly cloud.

I was looking in the mirror
At the name that looked like this.
“Relley Dlo” I still don’t know,
But I can remember the kiss.

There came a brutal knock,
Upon my wood front door.
Standing there was a massive man
Someone that you can’t ignore.

I asked him what he wanted,
And with a twinkle in his eye.
I want my shirt I left last night,
Was his gentle, sly reply.

I never seen this man before,
But he seemed like a nice feller.
I asked about his name,
And he said Old Yeller.

Quest I really do enjoy your work and thanks for sharing it with us
here.

Hi CCP,
I like your writing as well. I have been going back and looking at what
I have missed...I have found a lot of good works by you...

I liked that one I needed to laugh and that did it thank you it was very
good

Well Thank You Quest :)

that is funny! good work! :)