and orders five shots of whiskey. As soon as the glasses hit the table, the man downs them with incredible speed. The bartender looks at the man and says "Wow, you just downed those five shots faster than I've ever seen! What's the special occasion?"

The man replies "It's my first blowjob."

To which the bartender exclaims "Well that deserves a celebration! Have one on the house!"

The man looks at him bluntly, shakes his head, and replies

"No thanks. If five shots didn't get the taste out of my mouth, a sixth shot won't either."

Eeewwwwww!