Topic: Have you ever - part 4 | |
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Yes, we had dinner last Tuesday.
Have you ever played one, played knick knack on a drum? |
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No, but I think I saw Buddy Rich do it.
Have you ever wondered what if? |
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Marvel comics had a series of "What If" comics that dared to ask the question, "What if... said event happened".
Have you ever taken your "What If", dropped the "What", put an "L" before the "i", an "e" after the "f", and been left with "Life"? And since you had "Life", decided to go out and "Live it"? |
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Every day.
Have you ever wondered, "Why not?" |
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No, but I've wondered why not wonder why not?
Have you ever wondered how, wondered why, been told about the blue, blue sky, but all you see is another lemon tree? |
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Hmmmm. I don't think so.
Have you ever had life give you lemons, but taken them and made lemonade, then opened up a stand to sell it and made a small fortune? |
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Yep, I've done all that, sans the making lemonade, opening a lemonade stand and making a small fortune parts.
Have you ever eaten all the roast beef so the little piggy had none? |
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No, but I once cried "wee wee wee" all the way home. Or so my mother told me.
Have you ever been mellow? |
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I'm always mello.
Have you ever played two, played knick knack on a shoe? |
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Edited by
ViaMusica
on
Sun 04/14/13 11:02 AM
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Not lately.
Have you ever seen the rain coming down a sunny day? |
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Yep.
Have you ever played three, played knick knack on a tree? |
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no
have you ever posed nude? |
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No
Have you ever sat on the dock of the bay, just wasting time? |
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Not quite. Closest I've come was a lake.
Have you ever wished upon a star? |
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Once when a star tripped and fell, I sat on him and made a wish. I guess the Disney song was wrong, because what my heart desires has yet to come true.
Have you ever wondered what exactly caused Jack to fall down the hill and break his crown? |
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Jack lives with ME now- He left Jill because she kept PUSHING him down hills all the time! She was mean!! Have you ever jumped over a candlestick? |
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Yes, yes I have.
Have you ever known an old man with a beard, who proclaimed, "Just as I feared, two Owls and a hen, four larks and a wren, have all built their nests in my beard!"? |
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No, and I'd hate to have to clean up after him if I did!
Have you ever counted sand grains on the beach? |
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No
Have you ever counted your eggs before they hatch, in a literal sense? |
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Not actual eggs, no.
Have you ever dropped a piece of buttered toast and had it actually land butter-side-up for a change? |
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