W.I.C.O.E.
(WOMEN IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING)
Is proud to announce the opening of its.
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty,
each course will accept a maximum of age

The course spans 2 days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE TRAYS - Step-by-step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round table discussion.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practicing with hamper
(pictures & graphics)

DISHES AND SILVERWARE, DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL - LOSING the remote control - Help line and support groups.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS - Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum.


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? - Group discussion and role play.

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH - Powerpoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real life testimonail from the one man that did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS ? - Driving similation

LIVING WITH ADULTS, BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER -
Online classes and role playing.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPING COMPANION - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE - Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME - Individual counsellors avail.

It's a tough course but worth the effort:

MAN MAN MAN ijust do not know what to say! ITS ALL TRUE!

Dude, Macy*s has sitting areas outside of the womens fitting rooms with TVs that have.................ESPN!!!!!