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Whaaaaaaat?? Kat,you made yourself an easily identifiable target-already??? You kidding me?? Didnt you read DD's recipe for kats??? Ha ha ha haaaa Nice move! Welcome to mingle,CuteKK! Hi Tweety!!!!  It´s true... I think I see a little cute Tweety!! --- Melmacians eat cats like cats eat tweeties !! ---
Whaaaaaaaat??????? KAT?? Me too-targetted?? Eeeeeiiish! I better get into my cage then-no paws to get me yet.... You´re safe! Don´t worry. I´m an inoffensive kind of cat  I was just kidding. I do consider myself a Tweety vegetarian.
whaaaat?? Tweety Vegetarian?? What is the world coming to-where Kats dont eat tweetys?? I must be getting old! I can introduce you to some of my cat friends if you want. I´m one of a kind casuse of the "Tweety vegetarian" thing. Do you want to be chased? |
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Poor things, well your here now. Might as well enjoy it. welcome Hi!! =D |
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whaaaat?? Tweety Vegetarian?? What is the world coming to-where Kats dont eat tweetys?? I must be getting old! I can introduce you to some of my cat friends if you want. I´m one of a kind casuse of the "Tweety vegetarian" thing. Do you want to be chased? Did someone say chase? 
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That´s a relief! You had me worried for a moment. Wait a second... you wouldn´t eat me like a four legged kitty, do you eat two legged kitties? During my time on your planet, I have not yet had a personal encounter with any two-legged kitty. If I did, then I would probably just lick it a lot, just like I was licking a lollipop. Does a two-legged kitty on your planet like to be licked? I don´t know, you would have to search for a two-legged kitty to try it I think. In that case, can I have directions to your place? That´s for me to know and you to find out. No worries Dodo, Kat lives in that red house near the bend...right after Mrs Grundy's house!!! 
Sorry Kat,i had to give you away...am saving myself!! |
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Whaaaaaaat?? Kat,you made yourself an easily identifiable target-already??? You kidding me?? Didnt you read DD's recipe for kats??? Ha ha ha haaaa Nice move! Welcome to mingle,CuteKK! Hi Tweety!!!! It´s true... I think I see a little cute Tweety!! --- Melmacians eat cats like cats eat tweeties !! ---
Whaaaaaaaat??????? KAT?? Me too-targetted?? Eeeeeiiish! I better get into my cage then-no paws to get me yet.... You´re safe! Don´t worry. I´m an inoffensive kind of cat I was just kidding. I do consider myself a Tweety vegetarian.
whaaaat?? Tweety Vegetarian?? What is the world coming to-where Kats dont eat tweetys?? I must be getting old! I can introduce you to some of my cat friends if you want. I´m one of a kind casuse of the "Tweety vegetarian" thing. Do you want to be chased? Huh?? Wasnt it one of your ''friends'' who chocked on Tweety feathers?? Sylvester was his name! Ha ha ha ha |
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Im new here just want to meet real females. real females as opposed to?? Welcome to mingle.... Have fun too! |
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whaaaat?? Tweety Vegetarian?? What is the world coming to-where Kats dont eat tweetys?? I must be getting old! 
So, should I eat Tweety so that she won't feel neglected? I have never tried eating a Tweety before, but I am open for a new experience. Naaaaaah, Tweety wont be enough for a meal........ And then,all this yellow fluff in your kitchen?? Naaaaah |
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MEOWWWWWW !
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Edited by
CremeBrulee
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Sat 03/16/13 09:38 AM
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MEOWWWWWW !
YIIIIKES!! 
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MEOWWWWWW !
YIIIIKES!!
See I have cat friends!!!! ;) |
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In that case, can I have directions to your place? That´s for me to know and you to find out. No worries Dodo, Kat lives in that red house near the bend...right after Mrs Grundy's house!!!
Sorry Kat,i had to give you away...am saving myself!! And I was hoping to be your friend *snif snif* That won´t do!! Lol |
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whaaaat?? Tweety Vegetarian?? What is the world coming to-where Kats dont eat tweetys?? I must be getting old! I can introduce you to some of my cat friends if you want. I´m one of a kind casuse of the "Tweety vegetarian" thing. Do you want to be chased? Did someone say chase?
Chase? No..nobody say that......  I must have to run!! Hide myself...
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Edited by
CremeBrulee
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Sat 03/16/13 10:41 AM
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whaaaat?? Tweety Vegetarian?? What is the world coming to-where Kats dont eat tweetys?? I must be getting old! I can introduce you to some of my cat friends if you want. I´m one of a kind casuse of the "Tweety vegetarian" thing. Do you want to be chased? Did someone say chase?
Chase? No..nobody say that...... I must have to run!! Hide myself...
And so it still stands;survival for the fastest!! Ha ha ha haaaa |
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MEOWWWWWW !
YIIIIKES!!
See I have cat friends!!!! ;) Tweety is in t.r.o.u.b.l.e-left right and center??!! Wooooouuuuuuuuwwwiiiiiiiieeeeeee |
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Did someone say chase?
Chase? No..nobody say that...... I must have to run!! Hide myself...
CuteKittyKat, I do not want to literally eat you. I just want to lick you between your . . . Say, did I mention that "Tweety" is treated as royalty in my home? 
My late wife just adored Tweety, and she had a collection of Tweety dolls and Tweety stuff. For her first birthday after our wedding, I surprised her by decorating our dining area and kitchen with Tweety party supplies. When my son was born, the very first toy given to him was a little Tweety doll, which was placed in his crib when he was just a few hours old. When a nurse took the official first photo of my son (which was posted online for all to see), the Tweety doll was included in the photo. So, Newbiechick is safe with me. Changing the subject, did you know that the sweetest-tasting spot on a cat's body is that small spot located between its ears and eyes? For example . . . 
In the photo above, the sweet spot on the cat's head would be where the white fur is between the brown fur. Thankfully, one doesn't have to kill or skin a cat in order to taste its sweet spot. All that one has to do is to lick the spot. Back on planet Melmac, some cats were kept alive and treated as prized possessions because they were extra sweet. So far, I haven't found a four-legged kitty on Earth that has such sweetness. So, I am hoping that a two-legged Earth kitty will have such sweetness. If only I could find one . . .
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I´m scared... someone (I won´t say names) want to lick my sweet spot. |
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I´m scared... someone (I won´t say names) want to lick my sweet spot. A ha! You admit to having a sweet spot. |
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I´m scared... someone (I won´t say names) want to lick my sweet spot. A ha! You admit to having a sweet spot. That´s not what... I .. UH.... well.. (damn!) I gotta run!!!! |
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I´m scared... someone (I won´t say names) want to lick my sweet spot. A ha! You admit to having a sweet spot. That´s not what... I .. UH.... well.. (damn!) I gotta run!!!! You don't need to run away from me. Back on planet Melmac, kitties with sweet spots were treated well. They were considered too valuable for them to be killed or injured. When you are being licked, just think of yourself as being cleaned, like this: 
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LOL... I don´t know it´s kind of weird thinking of being licked like that. And we are not in Melmac, we are in Earth so I think I´m going to hide... =D |
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