A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The
following exchange took place between the lawyer and the
witness:

Lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"

Witness: "Yes, sir."

Lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

Witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one-quarter inches."

Lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will
you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that
distance?"

Witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a
tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me
that question."

That's funny... and I would have taken out my digital and video cameras, along with my voice recorder and gathered all the rest of the evidence needed too...

Lol

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Lolz! Very funny. Lawyers and irritating questions.