Maybe you can help me with this? Was I wrong?

I recently received an e-mail (from another site I should add because the women here are not like this) from a young woman; a picture attached depicting breasts under a tight t-shirt. (Saving you from the visual….or depriving you depending where you stand)
The words read “Want these”……..

Well, be still my beating heart. Lol
Graced by such a beautiful, I had to look away and wipe the tear from my eye. When I once again gazed upon the page a blank look appeared on my face…….where was the rest of the message? Surely there must be more, a punctuation of some sort, a noun or verb.

Frantically I searched …… turning the laptop around should something be written on the other side of the page, lifting it up in hopes of finding a misplaced script, the floor, the fax machine, the shredding waste paper basket…….all in vain.
My heart sank as I realised there was no more. What on earth could she mean? Had I missed a clue?

Then it hit me……all my little neurons in Who-Ville fired at once, a chorus of Grinch like thoughts flooded my now grinning face as my fingers danced upon the keyboard to the melody of Bah Who Boring in the background.

A reply at once I concluded.

“Can you part with them”? “May I suggest a formaldehyde solution, an organ donating cooler with dry ice perhaps”. “I mean after all you have taken such good care of them up until now that it would be a shame if they spoiled in transit”.

“On second thought it might be best if you kept them, after all they well just leave bump marks in my shirts”.

Sigh…..head down in shame.
My bad.

Click……send…..oops……

A nice comeback!!

you are hilarious, bekindtohorses... quite clever...

That aint nothing met an asian shemale and did every thing. Not gay but it was great

Thanks Foszil......What can I say....the reply was staring me in the face.

Thanks Athena......don't tell anybody but I had help with the big words.....shhhhh.

Glad you could come out and share with everybody cpool13

Totally wicked joke. Lol. I loved it.

Twirls big toe in the sand while twisting torso to and fro like a school boy. With head down he utters the words "aww shucks Sindy, twirnt nuttin really".