Topic: Last to post wins! - part 94 | |
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I can't take it to school or anywhere cuz it is shaped like a gun and goes *Poof!* My ex-husband used to go "poof" in bed a lot. He wasn't shaped like a gun, though. I got smart and stopped giving him beans for dinner. |
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*Poof!*
*Poof!* |
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Are you for real?!
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Edited by
topherj37
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Tue 03/12/13 04:03 PM
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Thanks to ViaMusica, Hippie and Techknow for holding my spot for me. Superdupergoodguyman TopherJ will resume his winning ways from here.
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Ahem, I am here you know?
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I know. Thank you for holding my spot for me.
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Hey, you aren't anywhere near a palindrome!
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Cutie say she wanna win all of these.
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Edited by
topherj37
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Tue 03/12/13 04:27 PM
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Sorry Tech. Be a cold day in California before that happens.
And Hippie, I don't have to be *NEAR* a palindrome, I *AM* the palindrome. |
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Edited by
techknowlove
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Tue 03/12/13 04:29 PM
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Are you trippin' again?
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Whatever it takes for me to finish last.
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You better check yourself, brother.
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and all this time I thought you was superdupergoodguyman topher?????
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Edited by
topherj37
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Tue 03/12/13 04:31 PM
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That's what makes me Superdupergoodguyman TopherJ.
Just did, Tech. Blood sugar is 97. Right where it should be. |
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I am trying to establish my winning ways here...so you people, and ginger bread men, go eat supper!!
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Edited by
topherj37
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Tue 03/12/13 04:38 PM
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What are you preparing for us?
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You mean I have to cook too?
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Come out to California and I'll make a batch of, "Uncle Christopher's Disreputable Five Bean Sinus Clearing Mouth Burning Taste Bud Numbing Lip Blistering Chili w/Bourbon".
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Ah that sounds different, I have a second cousin whose chili wins cook-offs as "Burning butt #5" chili. They forget to warn you about the burning mouth...
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I've never participated in a chili cook-off. But if I did, I'd win, just like I always do on this thread.
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