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The old fart was going over the bills, groaning and moaning about all the spending.
Finally, he turned to his tired wife, who was frustrated with his bitching, and asked, "What the hell are we getting for all this money you're spending!!!" She spun on him and pointed to the full mirror on the bedroom door. "Go over there, and turn sideways, and look, you old goat, and you'll see!" |
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It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach he says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream." Jokes a little funnier this way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO9A4p1Qsvk |
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Edited by
1Cynderella
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Fri 02/22/13 09:05 AM
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Cyndy, Your jokes are funny, but you spell 'come' with a U! lol Yes, but if you spell it that way, people would get the joke before reaching the punchline. Right? 
You've got a clever collection yourself.
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Lady returned to the salon, embarassed.
"I tried to save a few bucks, now I need help." The stylist asked "What's up?" The lady replied "I went to the pharmacy and picked up a do-it-yourself Brazilian waxing kit. I thought, what could be better than saving $70?" "So I did my best, now my p***y looks like aliens landed and made crop circles!"   |
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