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get out of this got darn foreclosure...
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the well ran dry..
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... so they began to do the "Rain Dance" while...
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pulling calculators of out their....
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socks
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the calculators were used a makeshift crystal ball...
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to predict Hippie's sex life...
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which was odd, because
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they had no legs just....
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just a small
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nose which....
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could open bottles without
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usin bottle openers so they
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popped the top off....
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and drank the sudsy brew only to realize...
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hippie had used it to soak his dentures...
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and they were still there smiling at me...
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until the tooth fairy started yelling....
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because of the money she had to pay hippie...
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for falling asleep on the job again...
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