Topic: Chinese Wedding Night
willing2's photo
Thu 02/07/13 03:54 AM
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.

I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.

You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You want....... garlic chicken wif snow peas?

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Thu 02/07/13 06:12 AM
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Thu 02/07/13 07:03 AM
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Thu 02/07/13 07:57 AM
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G1!

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Thu 02/07/13 09:06 AM

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.

I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.

You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You want....... garlic chicken wif snow peas?




HAHAHAHAHA !

Better than the "POO POOH" platter for sure !

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Thu 02/07/13 09:26 AM
Coffee spew!!..You'd think I"d learn, wouldn't you!laugh laugh

Hikerjohn's photo
Thu 02/07/13 10:22 AM
I am sorry. Can someone explain this to me. I love garlic chicken. :-)

justme659's photo
Thu 02/07/13 12:33 PM

I am sorry. Can someone explain this to me. I love garlic chicken. :-)


Chinese menu's have numbers to order the meals...combo #5, a #29 fried rice, ect. So...69 on his menu is garlic chicken with snow peas, not 69 sex.

willing2's photo
Thu 02/07/13 01:58 PM


I am sorry. Can someone explain this to me. I love garlic chicken. :-)


Chinese menu's have numbers to order the meals...combo #5, a #29 fried rice, ect. So...69 on his menu is garlic chicken with snow peas, not 69 sex.

Me thinks he was a-pullin' leg.:wink: smokin

SimplicityAtItsBest's photo
Thu 02/07/13 02:27 PM
Ya'll racist!
It aint always about the chicken..
Sometimes...

I wan sumboooodee to gimme dee noodoo!!!!
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Hikerjohn's photo
Thu 02/07/13 10:39 PM
Well I prefer 66 which is the cashew chicken.

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Fri 02/08/13 08:59 AM


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DaySinner's photo
Fri 02/08/13 06:10 PM
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