NEWS FLASH: Friday evening. A notorious murderer has just
escaped from Texas State Prison. Police advise members of
the public that they should not approach him at any costs,
but report any sightings to their nearest police station.

NEWS FLASH: Saturday afternoon. The convict who escaped from
Texas State Prison late Friday evening is safely back in
custody after surrendering himself to police early this
morning.

When asked why he gave himself up after his first taste of
freedom for twelve years, the con replied, "When I finally
got home, the first thing my wife asked me was, 'Where have
you been? You escaped eight hours ago.'"