When she comes at me with a sharp object.

Wow! It's over a century now,i heard a lady said that. Not moved by flashy stuffs. Well,if your claims hold water,then you new breed of female being. Good luck,ma'am!

Haha i agree with you,bro......

Conversation sucks.

You have met my ex-?

First date he asks me out to McDonalds.

Yeah, I have a strict 'no stab in the face' policy.

smoking cigarettes while coughing up phlegm

I'm going to attack profile pictures that make me run:

Half naked profile pictures of men trying too hard to show off their body, muscles, tattoos.
Sideways profile pictures... seriously... it's called "rotate" and I'd be looking for a SMART man....
and figure out how to not have the camera IN the shot???
Profile pictures with their children in it... because it's always a good idea to put your child's picture on the internet in order to appear more sensitive.
Holding a fish.. trying too hard to look accomplished.
Sitting on their motorcycle or wearing sunglasses... trying too hard to look cool.
Profile pic is of a game icon... because I want a guy that lives in another world and plays fantasy games with his spare time so I can insure my boredom.
Run Run Run away.

Women that have some sort of grudge against men.
Heroin addicts.
Bible bashers.
Prudes.
"Separated".
Women looking for a guy that must be prepared to take their kids on as well.

Apart from that I'm not too fussy though and I haven't had to run from any women since my ex. They aren't exactly chasing me.

some people like to bring their children of the corn on the date with them......then everyone can get a Happy Meal

I actually had a date once where the lady brought her two year old along to the restaurant.

Yeah, that was a lot of fun trying to chat up someone that was trying to kill two birds with one stone by coming into the town to see her divorce lawyer and meet me with a noisy brat in tow on a rainy day. She actually blamed me for all of the hassle when I called her later and it had been her idea to meet that day.

yep, if you want to get to know the woman, you may have to deal with their children or grandchildren, it reminds me of how I use to have to sit and watch The Teletubbies and Doria The Explorer....

watching the Sci-fi channel do not prepare you for the children shows on PBS...I'm still having nightmares about Elmo's World