My cousin sent me this in an email...so I just had to share it!

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE
and FINISHED.However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England,and
attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese,
was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and
FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way
that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But,
when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches
you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

now thats a funny story.

I have to admit.
The guy was a very cunning linguist.

he is very cunning..

brilliant and funny... nice combo