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| Topic: There's no such thing as Mr. Right | |
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Love it!  Mr. Right does not exist, BUT Mr. Liar, Mr. Moody, Mr. Controlling, Mr. Conceited, and Mr. a$$hole do; all readily available @ your local bar    you're just too funny, and absolutely right, GMH2U... but these same types are at every church, at the public library, on every dating site, jeez, they are everywhere... there don't seem to be any good guys left... or some other lucky woman snatched them up already... or maybe the good guys think I'm just a player..  Whatever it is, I seemed to be aging faster everyday just from the stress all these players spread around via my inbox... damn, see there.. this started off funny, and now I've turned it into drama..  must be just another mood swing... Here's another good one...just for sh!ts and giggles ... Men should be tagged like cattle; Green for single, Red for taken, and a flashing light for a down right moron...imagine how much more simple life would be! 
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Love it! Mr. Right does not exist, BUT Mr. Liar, Mr. Moody, Mr. Controlling, Mr. Conceited, and Mr. a$$hole do; all readily available @ your local bar you're just too funny, and absolutely right, GMH2U... but these same types are at every church, at the public library, on every dating site, jeez, they are everywhere... there don't seem to be any good guys left... or some other lucky woman snatched them up already... or maybe the good guys think I'm just a player.. Whatever it is, I seemed to be aging faster everyday just from the stress all these players spread around via my inbox... damn, see there.. this started off funny, and now I've turned it into drama.. must be just another mood swing... Here's another good one...just for sh!ts and giggles ... Men should be tagged like cattle; Green for single, Red for taken, and a flashing light for a down right moron...imagine how much more simple life would be! love it.. all's left is a bell around their necks...
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Should I be offended here? Mr Right, Mr Wrong, or Mr Right Now? I'm no Cinderella and neither shoe fits! What about Mr Possibly? Then again, I never really fit in any kind of group, always the rebel, never cared much for extremes. Glass houses and stones ladies.... Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. |
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Should I be offended here? Mr Right, Mr Wrong, or Mr Right Now? I'm no Cinderella and neither shoe fits! What about Mr Possibly? Then again, I never really fit in any kind of group, always the rebel, never cared much for extremes. Glass houses and stones ladies.... Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. You're just too much, Soul.. Don't you know it's also a crime to dispose of, or tamper with the evidence? clean get away though... I could definitely learn a new trick or two from you...  Oh yeah... and Mr. Possibly Right Now sounds good too.. No bells around your neck.. yet...
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