A cute old lady was walking along dragging 2 plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a
while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped
her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get
all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back
yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my
fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the
flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence
by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."

Imagine if it's the other bag that is ripped.....
Thank you, . Robert, for sharing,,.

not everybody pays.. ouch!

Loved it!

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