Topic: People of advanced years
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Mon 01/21/13 01:00 PM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting?

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said,
"Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f*****g break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a **** head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.......
It's important at my age......




pitchfork bigsmile :banana:

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Mon 01/21/13 01:53 PM
That is absolutely hillarious!

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Mon 01/21/13 02:13 PM
^^^HAHAHAHAHAHA !

So THAT'S why there were so many tickets on my window the other day !


rofl

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Mon 01/21/13 02:14 PM
well you didn't waste anytime getting back intO form drinker