I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!



They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico ;

and 535 persons in

the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.



I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Obviously the Richard Cranium who didn't understand your enlightened answer! Next time young Vivian, stand closer & you shall miss him/her not!!

Good one.
I stoled it.

good for you !! I did too!